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When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's
That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!
cockney rhyming slang for tramp
shut up u fuckin paraffin lamp
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When you jizz inside of a full coke bottle with multiple people and close the bottle tight so it gives the appearance of an unopened bottle and give it to the person you hate the most
He gave that bitch a lava lamp
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A synonym for safe, respect, nuff love etc. Generally condoning the actions or feelings of the event or person in question.
Alex: Hey man, some guy just tortilla'd my girl, so i smashed him over the head with my bottle of stella.
Matt: Fat Lamp bro, he had that coming.
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The physical point where you are so low down in the friend zone that you are considered nothing but a laminate object, SO BASICALLY YOUR FUCKED MY FRIEND.
"oh Johnny you make such a great table for setting my coffee on!" lamp zone my freind
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A fun thing to put on your head at parties...
Mother: Why is there a lamp shade on your head?
Son: 'Cause I was at a fricken' awesome party!
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Something people like to commit random drunk acts around.
"Baker danced around a lamp post"
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