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'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'
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The greatest cyclist ever. He won the Tour de France seven times in a row, and retire in july 2005 after his last victory in the Tour
On the last day of the Tour all the other cyclists wanted to take a pic with Lance
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One of the worlds greatest ever athletes. He suffered from cancer in 1996 and was given a 75% chance of dying. He fought this disease off and has won the 1999, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004 and 2005 Le Tour De France's. He will never be forgotten in cycling and sport history. God bless you Lance.
'Lance is victorious again for the 7th year in a row'.
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biggest fucking asshole you’ll ever meet. full of himself. literally. he’s full of cum because no one wants to fuck him. can’t get it up
lance kissed me today and i threw up bleh
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How people from the Bronx are transported to the emergency room.
If you dis J-Lo one more time, Ima beat you down so hard they gonna need Amber Lance to take you to da hospital.
Stinky Lance is a pussy who never uses deodorant and stinks up the whole school🤮
This kid smells like Stinky Lance
The blick lance is the highest quality of all lap dances.
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