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Laura is a horny bitch that likes to be fucked but not by person but by yourself and a pencil. She likes to moan loud in classrooms.
Example:Laura is fingering herself
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Laura is a wise ass. She cares more about herself than others, and more about her outside than her inside, if you know what I mean. Laura's IQ is typically lower than the average person, even lower than the average garden snail. She says that she is trying to become a vegetarian to save the poor cows, even though she is one herself. Yes, Lauras are cows. She will have many boyfriend, but once they all break up with her, she will pretend she hated them in the first place even though it's like "Hey, Laura, you're the one who begged him to go out with you!" She cares more about Lenny, who is a stick, more than normal people. Did I mention that Lenny is her only friend? Laura is the kind of girl who would say the wrong answer, but then she would be like "Oh yeah, I knew that." Even though we all know she didn't. She thinks she's good at singing, but really sounds like a rat living in the sewers who is getting eaten by their cousin.
"Ugh, Laura entered the room? Everyone, quick, pretend that you weren't just talking about her. Guys, if she asks, you all have plans tonight."
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The poor man's Ann Coulter.
Conservative: Did you read Ann Coulter's new novel where she attacks the liberal media?
poor conservative: No. I couldn't hash out the $12 so I just bought Laura Ingraham's novel for a third of the cost.
Conservative: Is it any good?
poor conservative: When your wearing beer goggles.
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When a female fucks her partners workmates but doesn't fuck her partner
Me and the boys pulled a Dirty Laura last night her partner has no idea
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The alter ego of an otherwise normal woman.
Bouts of Evil Laura can be brought on by missing medication, PMS, migrain headache or large amounts of alcohol.
She was fine, and all of a suden she went all "Evil laura" on us.
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She is the most beautiful girl that you’ll ever seen, if you don’t know any Maria Laura she’s probably de girl you see on the street and think “Oh my God She’s so pretty, i wish i knew her name”
“Have you seen that girl, she is so beautiful”
“Yeah I know, everybody talks about her”
“Do you know her?”
“Yeah, her name is Maria Laura”
a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.
boy: are you lesbian?
person that is laura sexual: nah fam im laura.