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The uncomfortable and frustrating act of having to make conversation with your pot dealer instead of just paying and leaving.
Common topics include: World peace, how it's "bullshit" that weed is still illegal on a federal level, Ron Paul, Hootie & the Blowfish, how "brilliant" The Big Lebowski is, etc...
"Hey, I thought you were gonna be right back."
"Yeah, I stopped over at Manfred's for a dimebag, and had to give him lawn service for like 2 hours."
"Lawn service?"
"Yeah, it's like 'lip service', but with grass."
It is nothing. But everything comes from nothing. So that means it is better then everything.
"I call the Nothing Lawn!!"
When an unshaven females genitalia has been ejaculated upon.
"My girl has the best sloppy lawn"
An Italian lawn is a yard full of cement
Maria’s our hosing her Italian lawn down again
To inform an individual behaving in a manner not pleasing to you that you with take them outside and beat the shit out of them.
“If you don’t knock it off I’m taking you to the front lawn”
“Look you!” “Front lawn”
when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.
guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard
girl: omg yes
A place where a bunch of kids who are not really from Chicago call home. Most of the kids who go to Oak Lawn high school are either Arab or are just complete douches who don't know how to drink. Most parties consist of people just sitting around and talking about shit that will mean nothing after high school.
The girls are hot, but are uptight and don't know how to party. For some reason they are all random sluts. Some Oak Lawn terms include, shaking up with Randy's, cheesin mad, and getting wacked. The kids seems cool at first, but then you usually find out they're just annoying as all hell.
The only cool kids to find in Oak Lawn are the ones who went to Catholic Southside schools such as St. Rita, Br. Rice, or St. Laurence.
Basically going to Oak Lawn will just totally piss you off, unless you're just trying to go chill with a bunch of kids and gossip or talk about your biceps.
Oak Lawn kid one: Dude I went to this party in Midway this weekend and shook up with soooo many Randy's.
OL kid two: Shit you must have been waked bro
OL kid three: Anyone trying to go to Biami tomorrow?
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