laying screws

Also can be said to be laying the screws to somebody.
This is the act of screwing the everlasting piss out of another human being, usually untill one or both participants can't stand or remember the date, name, etc. Usually done when in missionary or doggystlye, and usually said to be done to a girl.
-Also see railed

Guy1: I was laying screws to that girl all night.
Guy2: Everybody laid the screws to that whore.

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lay the mack

Verb, to lay the mack.

Usually, a male putting the moves on a female, to try to get her to date him, or really, go to bed with him.

Guy: Hey baby, when do you turn eighteen?
Girl (to her friend): Look at this sorry son of a bitch trying to lay the mack!
Girl's friend (shaking head): Pathetic.

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laying it on thick

A term describing liberal use of sarcasm, hatred, flirting, etc.
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone

Dude1: hey, mike thinks u don't like him anymore
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately

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Vista Lay

Another name for Vista Way, one of the two apartment complexes set aside for Disney College Programmers. This shady complex is notorious for the amount of horny college-aged interns living there. Often filled with sex and sexually transmitted diseases.

CP 1: Hey man, I just came back from the doctor, I have an STD. Now i need to be in costume in an hour!

CP 2: Well, next time try hooking up in Chatham, not Vista Lay.

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laying the pipe

The act of having sex with a female using your massive pipe

dude last night I was completely laying the pipe with sheela

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Mei Lai

Not to be confused with "My Lai" Please don't refer "Mei Lai" to this terminology, she will not like it.

Is a Chinese name mostly commonly found in girls/women. When the two words "Mei Lai" are joined together it means - Double Beauty. When you are around her you can't help but feel good.

See below for the Chinese characters.

美麗

Mei Lai Mei Lai is a pretty cool chick, she's got that special something, something.

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laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.

"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"

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