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a school comprised of snobby rich kids located in a a small suburb of Boston. There's lots of weed and booze.
Ls kid:" Hey I go to Lincoln-Sudbury."
Other kid:" Shit wheres the weed at?"
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Prior to ejaculation, the abe lincolnist spits on his partners back to mislead him/her into thinking that the act of releasing sperm has occured. BUT when the abe lincolnee turns around, he/she is met with a conscious-terminating punch in the face. The abe lincolnist, penis in hand, truly finishes the act on the victim's face. The sperm is then polished erotically over the lower part of the face. The hair of the dupe is then viciously chopped off and smeared onto the sperm skin to create the Abe Lincoln sex beard. (Hat is optional)
"Hey Mary whatcha doin with an "Abe Lincoln" on?! Its 4 oclock in the day and we're in church!"
"Ow Darn Chuck just abe lincolned me again last night!"
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When you put a roll of pennies up someone's ass.
I had a hard time cashing in my roll of pennies after I gave my girlfriend a Stinkin' Lincoln
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(EH•brah•HAM•LINK•con)v.
to sneak up behind a seated victim and blow a fart in their ear. so called because it represents assassin john wilkes boothe's stealthy shot in the ford theatre some hundred and thirty years ago.
dude, i totally abraham lincolned my little brother last night. he was doing home work at the kitchen table and i snuck up and dislodged an oily reeker right in his ear.
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The Abraham Lincoln is closely related to the angry pirate. When your getting head that is not satisfactory, you nut on the hoes mouth. Then you backhand her. If it knocks her out, you trim some hair off yourself and stick it on the splooge around her face where a beard and mustache would be. Then she wakes up and you have given her The Abraham Lincoln.
That slut Patty was licking my dick bad so I cold cocked her and gave her The Abraham Lincoln.
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Noun
The Republican president that the GOP mistakenly holds up as a conservative hero. They seem to forget that Lincoln would have been considered a progressive in his time, not a conservative.
"Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, you stupid progressive."
"Lincoln was a progressive, numbnuts."
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Busting A Lincoln is done when a dude steals someone elses camera, like some fat bitches or somethin. Then takes the camera and takes a picture of his wang with a little Abe Lincoln hat on the top of it, probably with the gnads in the picture too. Then returns the camera to the fat bitch, and watches her find his junk with a hat on it.
John - 'Hey Steve guess what Chris did with some fat crackwhore's camera last night'
Chris - 'What dude?'
John - ' He was Bustin' A Lincoln and some cunt came in a jacked his Lincoln hat.'
Chris - 'Holy shit dude! Thats fucking gnarly!
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