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1 is a puma a young attractive woman
2 is the cougar stage an attractive older woman who preys on younger men.
3 is a mountain lion a woman who has exceeded the cougar stage but yet is still hunting the younger men.
Wow she is a total mountain lion I'm gonna MOUNT IT BUT IM GONNA LYE ABOUT IT!!!! "mountain lion"
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a massive or especially hard boner, named after the seattle based energy drink.
Dude, I had such a roaring lion i just had to go jack off.
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when you are having sex doggy style with a girl with long hair and you cum in her hair and fluff it all around so it gets all poofy like a lion's mane
I gave Fatty such a bad white lion the other day she had to shave her hair.
"Dude why is that girl's hair so fucked up?"
"She got a white lion"
last night I went to give my girlfriend a white lion but i missed and got it in her ear
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Mistakenly listed as the worst franchise in NFL History. Only known for performances in last few decades, never given consideration for the above average performances for the other approximately 60 years of franchise history.
Franchises considered to be worse, starting from the worst:
Cardinals-First from Chicago, then St. Louis, then, Phoenix, now Arizona. Most losses. In their 80 years of existance... 8 playoff appearances. No one wants them.
Saints-AKA 'Aints'. Only recently have their performance turned around, thanks to Drew Brees.
Texans-Haven't been around that long, but their performance is still horrible other than VERY recent. Worst winning percentage at 33.3%.
Falcons-Despite recent performances and their famed 1977 defense. Nothing. Riddled with losing seasons and scandals.
Bengals-No Championships, losing record. Only 12 winning seasons of 40.
Buccaneers-Home of the FIRST defeated team 0-14. Second Worst Win Percentage 39.3%. Their only Superbowl win is considered a fluke.
Bills-They missed the Superbowl win four times in a row.
Seahawks-No championships even with a great coach. Only team to go to the playoffs with a losing record.
Detroit Lions-Not the best team, but not the worst. With four championships although many, many years ago. Failures to win in the playoffs except once since 1957, and of course no Superbowls. Even if they are the few to yet win one, and to have a defeated season 0-16. I feel, though, the Lions are emerging from the abyss to become a contender for decades to come.
I would list a site which gives extremely detailed and accurate information, but it's cold hard football facts dot com. hint hint.
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1. A Christian
2. Christians, collectively
Origin: Ancient Romans discovered that Christians make very entertaining meals for jungle cats, typically a lion. To this day, it's still the best thing to do with someone that believes that the allegedly historical figure Jesus Christ is the son of the alleged God.
1. I don't go to church because I'm not lion food.
2. Lion food has too much influence in American politics.
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A person with a Cleft Lip.
The reason being when people are born with the condition "Cleft Lip", once the persons lip has been operated on it looks like a lions upper lip.
First Guy: You know that guy Mick Harden?
Second Guy: No? Whos that?
First Guy: You know him ol' Lion Lips!
Second guy: Oh yeah! I think he has the aids too!!
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human eyes when they are in love
whne you fall deep in love with a woman her lion eyes grip you by the chest
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