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the most unfunny thing you, as a human being, will ever hear in your life. upon hearing somebody say, "you look like a fucking lizard", you are statistically most likely to kill yourself by ramming two large peni into your eye sockets.
you look like a fucking lizard. (mexican accent)
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Rare skin condition that affects one in seven geeks born before 1982* caused by unreliable CRT monitors exploding inexplicably in one's face. The resulting scabs often form in a regular pattern resembling scales, hence the moniker, Lizard.
Monitor Lizards were generally regarded with fear and awe by the geek and hacking communities until the mid-nineties when it became fashionable to sport a 'monitor print' by deliberately exploding a monitor on a person's head.
After the loss of its influence as a status symbol, the Monitor Lizard gradually faded from the annals of history and time past.
(*Information accurate as of June 1990. Although some dismiss the Monitor Lizard phenomenon as an urban legend, 72% of all seven year olds surveyed attested to the story's validity.)
"Y0 f00. Did you see that h4r|)c0r3 m0f0? H3 b 1337."
"Fo shizzle mah nizzle. That was a gangsta monitor lizard fo' real."
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A female between the ages of 13 and 30 (usually from Brooklyn, Long Island or New Jersey) who wears a lot of makeup and will fellate almost any guy as long as he's in a band or has even the slightest connection with the music business. Once associated with the old City Squire Hotel on Broadway and 49th Street, they now can be found almost anywhere from Columbus Circle down to Tribecca. Also known a {blower}.
"Hey, Howie, tell Vance to make a few calls and round up a couple of lipstick lizards for after the show."
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A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.
"The lizards control the world."
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When having sex with a woman who refuses to recieve anal sex, the man puts her up against the wall face first and proceeds to do her in the vagina from behind, but instead penetrates her anus, making her scramble up the wall like a lizard.
Woman: I refuse to do it up the pooper
Man: Ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall
Woman: ohh ok.....aarrghhhhhh
*Next Day*
Man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard
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One of those humans that sits in a room simultaneously monitoring multiple monitors arranged in a large panorama around the viewing chair, displaying a range of input sources such as the news, sports, cable tv shows, video games, porn, security cameras, etc.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
We never see him outside in the day anymore, he won't answer his phone, his place reeks and is full of pizza boxes... he's turned into a monitor lizard.
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Someone who is incredibly sexy and is often a real sweetheart but is in general a big horndog and reminds you of characters such as Randal from monsters inc. or Goob from meet the Robinson's while being hot at the same time. Not to be confused with a sex goblin.
Often named Audrey. Usually gay, or at least from New England.
Stacy-"Who's that gorgeous girl standing shrouded in darkness in the corner of the room over there?"
Sally- "Thats Audrey, you should talk to her but watch out she's a sex lizard"
Eliot *sobbing quietly smoking a gay spliff*