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When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.
Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.
When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube
Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm
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Small bottle of dung juice used for anal sex.
You bring the jonny i'll bring the pube lube
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Oral sex performed for lubrication purposes rather than inducing climax.
By the fifth go it took a quick lube to get it back in.
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The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs
Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.
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The act of using diarrea as an anal lube after eating mexican food.
Que pasa.. Maria'a backdoor was a little tight, so i used some chili lube to slide my gordita into her fish taco..
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