Random
Source Code
Random
A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"
116👍 1👎
what phil is going to do to dan's mum
dan: ill hide em down your throat
phil: ill marshmallow your mum
163👍 3👎
The idea that any food can taste better by adding either cheese OR marshmallow.
Yet to be disproved, however the Cheese-Marshmallow Theory is unlikely to become a law due to the fact that it can never be proven.
Julian: I got it! Cereal...
John: Marshmallows...Lucky Charms man. Trust me, I was a non-believer at first too but you'll come around. The Cheese-Marshmallow Theory can not be disproved!
PHILLIP LESTER TOLD YOU NOT TO SEARCH THIS
You shouldn't have searched marshmallow your mum tut tut tut
34👍 1👎
Advertised by Homestar Runner, who eats about 147 of them with a "tall glass of melonade!" (or marmalade). It's mascot is a big white marshmellow called Marshie (thats M, then arshie!). Not to be confused with "Flushy Push Marshmellows", "Fluffity Puffity Marshalades" or "Fluffy Puffies".
Homestar: "Before I drink a tall glass of melonade, I like to eat about 147 FLUSHY PUSH MARSHMELLOWS! Seriously folks..."
Director: "Cut! You said Flushy Push."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"
Director: "They're called Fluffy Puff."
Homestar: "I know! Can you believe it?!?!"
"Before I drink something, often times I eat something too!"
"Before I drink a tall slice or marmalade I eat 147 marshmellows. I mean fluffy puffies."
"They're fluffity! They're puffity! 12345!"
122👍 15👎
A fat ass girl who has a big ass. Not just a big ass, but a HUGE pale, white ass!
Ew! Look at that marshmallow ass! Gross!
3👍 15👎
When AmazingPhil tries to insult Daniel Howell when he doesn't hide the marshmallows
Dan: "I'll hide them down your throat"
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mom"