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A relatively pleasant suburb outside Boston, MA. The majority of its residents use better spelling and grammar than the authors of the posts above. Most of us are not unintelligent douchebags.
Dissillusioned, overpriveldging, slutty at times but devilish at times, there is truly Hundreds of LHS students, etc. are not terms/phrases frequently used by people who actually live in Lexington, Ma.
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The true name of the media, because the media is not concerned with telling you the news, they are instead concerned about making as much money as possible
"Dude, (name some event ie. September 11th, famous person dying/kidnapped, Natalie Holloway, Heath Ledger, OJ Simpson) happened 3 weeks ago, why is it all over the news still?" - You
"Because stupid people eat this shit up, and thats the Ma$$ Media for you" - Your intelligent friend
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A rural town. famous for black squirrels!
College town to WESTFIELD STATE COLLEGE!
I think im going to Westfield, Ma to eat some black squirrels! mmmmm
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Dover MA is an extremely small town with a population of about 6000. It is prominently white; the percentage of white people in Dover is over 95%. Dover is one of the most expensive places to live in MA, if not in the country. The average price of houses sold in 2007 is over 1.1 million. Although many people say that this is a nice, small town with liberal, accepting people; this couldn't be any further from the truth. Dover is filled with an overwhelming number of Republican preps who have more money than they know what to do with. Dover-Sherborn Regional High School is also filled with many Republican preps. Not that all people whom are preppy and Republican are bad, but at Dover-Sherborn this is the case 9 times out of 10. There is a certain image to fit, and if you don't fit it you're life is going to be filled with torment at DS. Although there is not much physical violence, the amount of talking behind others backs is immense. Many say that people at DS buy a lot of drugs when really they wouldn't know good headies from okay middies if they saw them. The drug culture at DS is a joke. Kids pay for over-priced, low quality drugs and think that they're all that. Many of them are afraid to go into the city and afraid of blacks, because of what little exposure they've had to life outside of DS. The schools may be very good academically, but that's what private (liberal) schools are for. Not to mention Dover is in the middle of NO WHERE.
Non Dover Resident, "Hey, where do you live?"
Dover Resident, "Dover, MA
Non Dover Resident, "Man, I'm sorry. You can stay here whenever you'd like"
Non Dover Resident, "So, where are you from?"
Dover Resident, "Dover"
Non Dover Resident, "Where?"
Dover Resident, "East Bum Fxck"
Kid from other High School, "So how are the sports at Dover-Sherborn?"
Dover-Sherborn Kid, "They suck, but people are really good at making others feel unwelcome and excluded"
Kid from other High School, "Damn. Bet you can't wait to graduate."
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1. An isolated bubble of a town for rich white kids who wear white polo shirts with the collars popped, khaki pants, dockers, and a polo hat. No open house parties, everyone's first car is a BMW, there's a town pool but they'd all rather go to their country clubs, and instead of having a bunch of different cliques, there's just the preps and the nerds. Then there's approximately 5 people who don't belong in Weston at all, and actually have jobs because their parents won't pay for everything they want. People like this are considered to be complete losers in Weston, but actually have normal friends outside of Weston.
2. A place that I'm ashamed to live in. I can't stand the people here, my family's probably gonna be homeless cuz living here is so damn expensive, and everyone thinks I'm a complete dumbass cuz I don't plan on going to an Ivy when I graduate. The people here have no fucking idea what the real world is like, and no-one seems to understand that gangsta is NOT a fucking fashion statement. Also, almost none of the guys here ever get a girlfriend, cuz they won't settle for anything less than Megan Fox. This place SUCKS. DON'T come here!!! I'm moving out the moment I graduate.
3. A town that paid a homeless man to leave, because he was "ruining our town's image."
1. (reconstruction of an actual story, no joke)
Weston, MA mom: I don't like the way this microwave looks in our kitchen...the colors don't flow nicely.
Weston dad: Alright, I'll bring it to the dump and get a new one.
2. Hot chick: So are you from around here?
Me: Uh...yeah kinda...
Hot chick: ...?
Me: Um....Weston....
Hot chick: Oh. (gets up and leaves)
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A 3 square mile cesspool of idiocy just to the north of Boston, Everett has rapidly spiraled into best place to get in a machete fight in a parking lot. The only thing that rates in this balloon-knot of a city is Everett High School football and the steaknuts that participate in it. Every Saturday in the Fall, Everett Stadium fills to the brim with strung-out high schoolers, soon-to-be-pregnant cheerleaders, and middle-aged failures, who have never quite gotten over that time in '73 when they could have been state champions if coach had only put them in the game.
Everett is the best place to go if you want Dunkin' Donuts, a submarine sandwich or a funeral, because there is an outlet for each of those at least every 20 feet. There are other attractions in E-Town too: In the mood for a dirty, trashbag strip club attached to a motel? Head for King Arthurs! Want to drink an $8 Bud surrounded by styrofoam gargoyles from Spencer Gifts? The Crypt is your destination my friend. Are you kind of a dork and want to make one-stop to achieve badassness? You can get a gold chain, a tattoo AND a firearm at Ma-Zel's on Ferry St (convienently across the street from The Crypt).
Yes, Everett is magical place, where the heroin is cheap and the calzones are hot! Visit now before it's officially annexed by Brazil.
"Ya dude, I was at The Crypt last night in Everett, MA shooting up in the bathroom, and I was like fuckin' A, you know? And then I totally did this chick who was passed out next to the stage. Have you seen my machete?"
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A little hellhole 25 minutes north of Boston on 95.
I drove to the ocean today and flew right through "Georgetown MA!"
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