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One of the biggest Facebook car clubs based around Mini Coopers. Usually has some civil talk (most of the civil talk is in Modified Minis group)
But MINI Unfiltered is a lot of funny Mini based memes and shit posting on how R53 is better than the R56 and how the F56 looks like a whale.
On Nov 12, 2018 all hell broke loose when one of the man bun wielding Starbucks admin's car was hit by a deer and felt his man hood was threatened by another member of MINI Unfiltered, who this admin kept banning without providing any proof of these claims he made about this Member.
Upon not being able to provide proof, there is also an assumed conspiracy theory that this Admind hit the deer with his Mini Cooper since he could not provide proof of his Dyno runs showing the power he made in his said Mini.
Following further claims on this incident. Its rumored from another MINI Unfiltered Adming that the Starbucks Unfiltered Admin might have hit the deer when he was receiving services and veered off the road when a person mumbled the banned members name. The banned meme making member has been reinstated in the group and a PSA was made on said subject.
Man, did you see that meme Brandon made on MINI Unfiltered about why the N14 is bad? That shit was Fuego.
an absolute machine of a person who looks like they never leave the gym. except they’re a mini version. very compact. usually around 5’1”.
Ah, shit. Here comes the mini unit.
Mini Hitler or known as Sony is a small man who loves hitler and his acts. This makes him more prone to hailing him during class. He often jokes around about hitler and loves him deeply.
When we call him out for hailing hitler he will enter a rage state and start to attack us with all of his might. However if you support Mini Hitler he will yell out GOOD SENSOR and wave his water bottle.
His water bottle may transform into a gas bomb during his rage state
Oh crap Mini Hitler is hailing hitler yet again...
Using both C and K (CK) in the same night/moment to experience a euphoric sensation similar to Mollys! But a mini or baby version.
Also known as “BB Molly or Mini Molly”
Him: Let’s go to a sensational concert on a Sunday night and roll up in an Uber.
Her: Oo I can’t commit to 6 hours of perfection but I can do a Mini Molly!
Him: Perfect. Let’s go!
1. A name used to describe a boy with a small dick.Usually used as comeback or insult in an arguement between guys. Also used to tease people, something you can hold over somebodys head for life. 2. Something you should not be proud of.....
Scene from family guy when stewie goes to high school... *Stewie drops his pants for sex*... Girl-*looks at his small dick and says..* "Is that all?! *laughs* Stewie- *confused* "yeah baby. Thats the full package!" *shakes it* Girl- *still laughing* "Just... Just get out of my car Stewie!" *laughs* mini meat example...
A mini version of the new popular by damaned of critical mass . Crititcal mass is a riding of fixed gear bikers who do not obey the law and ride like crazy monsters. In las vegas the gathering is held every last friday of the month .and in LA every friday
Person 1 : we should critical mass ?
Persons 2 : that was 2 fridays ago . But we can mini mass tommorow just me and you