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Huge, jubbly, tig o bitties, no mater what you call them, they are breast that just hang off that milf's cheast. So tasty looking that you want to suck milk out of them.
"Man! Look at that milf's Mommy Udders!! I would fucking suck milk right out of them!!
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A disease which forces mothers to vomit unwelcome information all over pregnant women.
Jenn mommy vomited all over her pregnant friend when she explained how best to clean a baby that has played with their own poop.
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A tall, hot, rich, female product manager that works in tech and is smarter than everyone around her.
She is typically bossing around tech bros that seek her help in emotional development, improving their productivity, and becoming a better man.
Engineer 1: Damn, I need me a product mommy.
Engineer 2: Why, what's that?
Engineer 3: A woman that can kick my ass to be better.
Tech bro 1: That product mommy is so bossy!
Tech bro 2: Yeah, but that's what you like about her.
Tech bro 1: Yeah, but I just want her to validate me. I need a product mommy to become a better man.
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1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife
2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Girl did you see Becky on Facebook with her kid?"
"Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"
"Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"
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a person who acts like a mom to children, but is not actually a mom.
"leiahs parents suck and dont treat her right."
"thats ok, shes got her pseudo mommy."
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An exclamation used towards the feminine gender. Usually in a positive and/or sexual manner.
Aye mommi ...you're looking sexy in those stiletto heels!
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