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MTV: A show that cavemen watch. Historians think it has most probably appeared in the ice age, near the 1980's.
MTV is for cavemen. Most of the population on this earth are cavemen because a lot watch MTV.
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The current "MTV", which stands supposedly for "Music Television" but plays very very little music, is essentially where the propagandists and far left wingers start their agenda campaigns to brainwash America's youth (and increasingly spilling into the brainwashing of 20's, 30's and even 40 year olds).
Watching history via a timeline, when MTV played and promoted mostly 80's Pop and New Wave, everyone walked around with similar attitudes and clothing/hair styles. When MTV decided to play mostly Heavy Metal, most of the kids grew their hair long, dressed like Skid Row and Mötley Crüe. When MTV decided to promote depression metal (aka alternative/grunge) like Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, Nirvana, everyone took on the same mentality and attire. Currently, it appears the MTV has been bought out by the biggest racist of all, Spike Lee, because MTV now has become a 99.9% black channel, and thusly millions of brainwashed white girls are in relationships (aka "fucking" and being dropped like a nigga dropping a stolen car stereo while being chased by the po po) and having millions of unwanted mixed race babies.
In summation: Whatever MTV chooses to promote, America becomes, like a bunch of mindless zombies.
Ashley says to her white girlfriend: "tee hee hee, turn on MTV *in whiny voice drawing out the letter V*, I wanna see the new Lil Wayne video where his teeth are all covered in gold and diamonds and his twiggy bony ass is shirtless and his pants are hanging down to his kneessss, he's sooo sexyyy, I just wanna fuck him so bad!!! ermagerd!"
"Errrmahhgerddd Britneeeee, have you heard that new song on MTVVV? i LOVE the autotune and repetitive mind numbing beat loops, and shitty singing by Rhianna in it! Jay Z is sooo fucking HOT my panties get sooo wet!"
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Music TeleVision. It is a chanel that unfairly catches criticism from both bible belt conservatives, who say it is imoral, and from obnoxious teenage "communists" who wear Che Guevera tee shirts but can't distinguish between Vladimir Lennin and John Lennon. The second group says it is capitalist, prepy, and materialistic.
MTV has problems, not for it's image, but for it's musical tastes which have realy gone downhill. With the possible exceptions of Outkast, Eminem, Kanye West, and Green Day, not a single act currently on MTV is going to be remembered ten years from now. It's full of strip hop and emo.
But in all fairness, MTV has had it's good moments. It gave Guns n' Roses their first big Break. It called extremely heavy attention to Nirvana (admittedly a mixed blessing), and got the Prodigy attention. Besides, I know it's strange to imagine a time when Jacko was big, but heard of thriller? That was all MTV.
MTV's gone downhill, but they sure used to rock.
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A media group comprized of people that read Alternative Press(Greatest magazine ever) to steal good(to great), original styles and bands and demoralize it to the idiotic mass that watches it. Aka, the television station that tried and is still to this day trying to demonize emo to a steriotype of middleclass white kids wearing all black and listen to AFI and cry and cut wrists. Also known for making the godawful Avril LaPoser famous.
Aside from See You Sunday, Beavis and Butthead, Jackass, Rob & Big and publishing The Perks of Being A Wallflower and a few other good things, MTV has made the entire US populations IQ at least 40 points lower.
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shutter shades used to be cool, but now that d-bag Kanye West wears them
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A channel on tv originally called MTV to stand for Music Television. They used to play music vidoes and be bad ass. But today they are MTV and it stands for Maternity Teen Televison. They only play shows about knocked up teenagers, drunk partiers, or teenagers with kids. No more music.. If only it was still the 90's
I watched 16 and Pregnant then Teen Mom then the Jersey Shore with a pregnant Snooki on MTV the other day.
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a cable music channel that has been bought by the religious right. haven't you been paying attention?
Now kids actually have to go to black clubs for black music since they can't see it all on MTV.
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