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deflowering a girl in both passages with the sole lubricant being provided by both parties' tear ducts.
did u see jbone with chunk's sister last night? supposedly went the whole way - double wicket maiden onion!
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the way cool kids say thats what she said.
Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."
Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"
Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"
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It’s ok if you’re an Iron Maiden fan as long as you know rush is light years better
I’m an Iron Maiden fan but i must say rush is a better band
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a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!
Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.
You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"
Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"
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"Shield-maidening" is a derogatory term that describes when a woman unnecessarily defends a man to gain favor or attention sexually or non-sexually. It can range from her defending/protecting and/or affirming a man's physique, intelligence, dating preference, etc. where it is unwarranted.
This term is the female version of the term "White-Knighting."
I saw this woman shield-maidening a guy online who stated he deserved a supermodel rather than an average woman when other people disagreed with his shallow opinion.
Stop shield-maidening that dude! You're giving them damaging advice!
Oh boy, some chick is shield-maidening.
1. Best L&K player in the universe. 2. Demigoddess
Fiery Maiden is better than Demigod Moose
The littest person you'll ever meet
You're such a Savannah Maiden