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A marty party is a party with THE Martin “Marty” Morrissey. Marty Morrissey is a national treasure in Ireland know for his exceptional commentary skills for RTE. He is a loveable personality with outstanding dance skills as seen on ‘Dancing With the Stars’. He is quick on his feet both dancing and on the pitch with rumours that he can outrun Usain Bolt to score a cheeky point from corner back. Legend has it he turned down a role in Baywatch. First year girls take their fake tan inspiration for wrights from Marty’s impeccably tanned forehead. Take notes he uses Cocoa Brown Extra Dark.
‘I love watching the gaelic games’
‘You only love watching Marty “Party” Morrissey”
“True”
Big martin Morris sassuage fingers
Marty fingered someone with his Martys sassuage fingers
You see that marty.. he is yelling at that lady because he can't pay in cash Because of a pandemic is going on
A real nigga. Gon foreva step behind gang. Ain scared of no body. Act gay asf around friends but da straightest nigga out da group. Likes to use words like Peon, Pussy, Cunt, and his favorite sentence "Yu a bitch ass nigga". He dont gaf about nun, mainly walking around cussing out teachers and shii. Usually high asf, dont like sharing his shii, another saying "my shit my rules motherfucka. Dont be onna hoes, got fired from his job, but still stacking cash.
Marty a real ass nigga
Someone who is easily offended and has to Run from the situation, quit the job he’s at or leave a friendship just because a light hearted joke was made at their expense. Similar to snowflake but requires an action after the offense.
Don’t pull a Marty just because I think your car is only for gays or guys deep in their midlife crisis.