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matthew

A guy who tells a girl he loves her than goes and breaks her heart so he can date her best friend and ruin their friendship. He doesn't have the balls to tell anyone how he feels. He prefers to date gross sluts that are posers and need a life. He is also a homosexual secretly.

At man sleepovers, he screws all his friends vigorously. He is also a nasty, white trash, smoker who needs to be shot. NOW!

Lets have a man sleepover!
Okay, but don't invite Matthew!

by LolliPopGumDrop June 9, 2010

29πŸ‘ 107πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

The most perfect guy there is to be. Has a great personality. He is always there for you when you need him, and also a great helper and wants what’s best for you, even if that is really him. He is kind, gentle and loving. Great in bed, his package is just the right size, sometimes even too big to handle but he puts it to good use. In a word, he’s perfect and the best out there. Everybody wants a Matthew

I’m going out with Matthew tomorrow

by Gg.Maraj September 25, 2018

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


matthew

matthew can sometimes be an ass. matthew can sometimes be a great friend. matthew does not understand the art or puns. matthew is not as funny as he thinks he is, but he is still funny. matthew is supposed to be with any girl specifically one named mariana.

wow matthew and mariana would look great together

by lmao its me bitch January 30, 2017

5πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

Follow Instagram @matt.folkman_

Follow it (matthew) now @matt.folkman_

by Lil poor guy December 19, 2016

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

Is very sweet and funny guy. Most Matthews will have dirty blonde hair with ocean blue eyes. They are very easy to fall for and always make u laugh even though there is nothing funny to laugh about. You can always share things with them and trust them. Will be the best boyfriend/ guy friend. They are alway very sporty and have an amazing body. They love music and always have a new song to listen to.

A: OMG Matthew is so kind
P: And hawt

by Hehehe@hehehe@gmail.com March 2, 2019

4πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

A usually nice kid but is kinda gay

damn he is such a matthew

by Genesis__ September 30, 2019

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

A guy with fuckin massive cock that penetrates chicks everywhere.

Holy shit Matthew penetrater me

by Matthew,, November 14, 2018

13πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž