a matty b stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.
girl 1: Omg what is she doing
girl 2: I dont know, she is acting like a matty b stan
Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.
Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.
That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.
I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp
When you make your girlfriend chicken parm, then break up with her that evening during intercourse
You hear Kris untidy matty his girl yesterday? Kid is savage she didn’t see it coming.
Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women
Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King
A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.
Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.