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sphincter memory

Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.

Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.

by Torbert April 4, 2021


Catalog Memory

Memories and information are stored in the brain like files in an office. Stacks and stacks of irrelevant bullshit stored right next to stacks and stack of useful knowledge, however they are rarely confused. Unfortunately, there is no governing form of organization like alphabetical order or topical arrangement, but the thinker is still confident that after flipping through pages and pages of bullshit they will come to the idea/image/fact/etc they were looking for.

Person 1: "I love looking at leaves in the fall."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."

by patrick fitzpatrick February 20, 2011


memory drag

A person memory drags 3 to 4 bad ideas before it finds the one good. This happens with age. My dad used to have great ideas. Now he's dumb as fuck!

I will come up with a good idea tomorrow after my memory drags for the rest of the day.

by QJO July 13, 2017


Hollow memory

A memory of something that is barely memorable but still residual enough in memory for one to have a vague memory of that memory.

I have a hollow memory of a dog from years ago.

by Ben El July 11, 2016


Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 20, 2021


Memory spankbank

When you see and image or have conversation that makes you sexually aroused. You keep in your mind for masturbation at a later time

The video I saw was so hot I memorized every detail for my memory spankbank

by Alwayssloshy February 7, 2018


genetic memory

The passing down of special gifts,skills,talents,and abilities by ancestors.

Gerald is overly convinced that genetic memory is the only logical explanation for his miraculous 30 day survival in the wilderness.

by WIZONDERFULWORLD April 5, 2015