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When you and a group of people go on a merry go round naked and have an orgy, and when the ride stops, you all puke on each other...
“Me and the gang had a merry go fuck fest”
1. When a dude ejaculates on a chick's face and then kills himself.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.
B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!
2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
The spelling of her name says it all—unique. Her smile and candor lights up a room instantly. People gravitate to her due to her warmth, masterful planning, wit, and beauty. She may be a bit obsessed with Friends and cheesy Hallmark movies, but makes the best pasta and partner around. A queen, goddess, and essential to any party.
Elizabeth Taylor petitioned to change her first name to “Merri”.
Do you have something in your front pocket, or did looking at Merri do that?
A bastardization of "Marry Poppins" used to describe topping off a high with a couple of extra hits just upon departure from Pike's Peak (see: pike's peak)
Let's have a quick very Merry Toppins
To be given “the run around” by someone or a situation. this is done when you are given false/incomplete information either on purpose or by accident
synonym : being led astray
Me : i called my bank up for the 12th time and they said my money should have been in my bank 2 days ago ffs
my friend : sounds like you’re being led a merry dance mate
A combination of the holidays, Halloween and Christmas, on the same day as Christmas
Krampas, skulls with Santa hats, trees with spiderweb, etc. Are all examples of what you may see on Kreapzmas (Scary Creepmas/ Merry Kreapzmas is what you may hear around Kreapzmas time.