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Ketchikan, Alaska is full of nothing but sketchy junkie and criminals. With nothing better to do with their time then be sketchy junkafied has beens who peaked in high school.
Mr Mathwig is nothing more then the meth shooting sex offender of a minor. He is sketchikans pedo meter and has no care in the world to be anything more then he is. The 40 yr old junkie still hangs around teenagers and tries to sleep with teen girls by giving them drugs.
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The scale on which you care about a perceived slight or apparent crisis.
In the face of a hysterical friend or family member, inviting them to check your bothered-o-meter is a polite way of assuring them that you're not fazed.
Friend: "So apparently <insert name of a mutual friends partner that you only invited out of politeness> isn't coming to your party. She's telling people that she's ill, but really she just can't be bothered!"
You: "Really? Check my bothered-o-meter.... nope not even registering."
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The measurement device used by Santino Marella to compare his reign as WWE Intercontinental Champion to the Honky Tonk Man's record reign.
Santino brought out the honk-o-meter and got his ass kicked by Batista
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the level at how extremely cool u show urself.
YO ELEE HAS A SWAG-0-METER OF 10. SHES OFF THE CHAIN.
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A mythological instrument used to measure the amount of action (a.k.a. macktion) that once receives
"The mack-o-meter is rising tonight, girls!"
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One of the hardest races. You run for 300 meters and there's hurdles. There is only eight hurdles in the race. There is only 35 meters between each hurdle. There lower then the 110 high hurdles. Its not in collage track or professional. Some high schools have it.
Joe- Why are you so tired? Bob- Man i just got done with the 300 meter intermediate hurdles.
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To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.
"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"