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Teacher: Where are avacodoes from?
You: Avacadoes from Mexico!
Texas isn't a real state. It's just rip off version of Mexico.
I am not scared of anyone from Great Value Mexico
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1. A term used by many people in a situation where they lose their job because their company would rather hire a mexican and pay them less.
2. a phrase in wich people who are tired of seeing their country taken over by mexicans would most likely say.
pedro: Hola chico.
Bob: -_- go back to mexico!
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When a mexican family is illegally crossing the border, and the kids are screaming, this it what the parents yell.
Mexican kid1: ohnoes lol TAG!
Mexican kid2: OHNOES!
Old, Stinky Father mexican: THAT'S IT, BACK TO MEXICO!!!
Both kids: OHNOES
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When six friends want to take a Tour de Mexico, they get together and each buy a different six-pack of Mexican beer. Hence, every friend has one of each beer. To begin the Tour de Mexico each person begins drinking with a shot of tequila, then three beers, an other shot of tequila, the last three beers and then one more shot of tequila.
There's a party this weekend lets get people together and take a Tour de Mexico.
That Tour de Mexico really got me hammered.
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Farmington, New Mexico is a small town in San Juan County. its small and full of Navajos. Its at the corner of New Mexico,
It lays in the four corners. Farmington is small but growing. Farmington High has the "ghetto" kids filld with stoners, skaters, hoochie momma's and wanna be gangsters. Piedra Vista is the ohther high school located far from the city where the rich stuck up kids go to school. Its filled with emos, jocks, gays, lesbians, and bi-sexuals come together. P.V. is the place for the wierd kids and that fat girl who dresses skanky!. Most teens go to tyhe local mall or older then life roller rink for a saturday night hook up. On the saturday nights at the roller rink its filled with pre-teens roaming around. Becarful u mite get a 13yr. old girl who looks 17 and a guy wo is 12 pretending to be 17. When you vists the mall u can see many couples and some that make you think is that a guy or a girl? Farmington is told to be full of witchcraft. Many Navajo people who are old are "traditional" who keep to their ways. Farmington contains 90% Navajo's 10% Mexicans 5% Whites 3% Blacks and 2% Asian all in all Farmington is a shitty lil town whoms towns folks think they own the world and religion rules, with churches in every street corner. Moving to Farmington can be the biggest regret in your life.
Person one:"Where is Farmington??"
Person two"What??"
Person one:"You know Farmington, New Mexico??"
Person two:"OH!! you mean the middle of no where?"
Person one:"exactly"
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Gallup (Navajo: NaΚΌnΓzhoozhΓ) is a city in McKinley County, New Mexico, United States. The population was 20,209 at the 2000 census. It is the county seat of McKinley County1.
Gallup was founded in 1891 as a railhead for the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad. The City was named after David Gallup, a paymaster for the Atlantic and Pacific Railroad. It is the most populous city between Albuquerque, New Mexico and Flagstaff, Arizona.
Gallup is sometimes called the "Indian Capital of the World", for its location in the heart of Native American lands, and the presence of Navajo, Zuni, Hopi and other tribes. One-third of the city's population have Native American roots. Gallup has references the huge impact of the Native American Cultures found in and around Gallup.
Whew! We have such a long drive from Window Rock to Gallup, New Mexico.
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