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Lil dick boy yea i said it michael
Michael has a lil dick but not jamal peopls
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Michael's could definitely be defined as very hard working, honest, loving, and caring individuals. They are always there for the ones that they love. They are the ones that know exactly what they want and they will work hard and search forever (if they have to) to find it. They are the best friend to have and perfect soul-mate. They are very passionate men and they know how to make someone happy. They are very family oriented, but also very independent at the same time. They also are very radical about their sports at times, but can be easily put back on track by their other half. They also tend to be very inclined towards the Mathematics subject area and are fantastic at working with children with their Math studies. They are very loved by Taisha's and canines.
Yes, Michael, I will marry you.
16👍 10👎
Piece of shit, who eats fudge monkeys out of dirty toilets.
His hobbies include:
Being a piece of shit
Eating pieces of shit
Sucking at life
Sucking dick
And overall being a waste of space and not doing anything with his waste of a life.
His mother should have choked this one down and took one for the team.
Michael is a dumb piece of shit. Michael eats white dog turds out of dumpsters.
11👍 7👎
A person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
Hey is that "micheal" no its "whale dick micheal" get it right.
Michael a person with a GIANT penis like HUGE almost 30 inches , somehow got blue whale penis genes at birth.
7👍 4👎
Michael is the person that can make anyone laugh at anytime in their life. There could be a death and he would find a way to cheer you up. He's basically the perfect person, his looks are goals literally. His smile could end wars. His laugh, while kind of awkward makes you just want to hug him. You could see yourself with him in 50 years and he would still be making you happy. Everyone wishes that they could have him and if you have him it would be the biggest mistake in your life to let him go. He's so amazing you could right a 5 page essay about how perfect his flaws are, if there were any which there usually isn't. He's the one you would want to keep around for everything and anything for the rest of your life.
The first time I saw MICHAEL, I knew he was going to be special to me
8👍 3👎
Someone that has the best girlfriend in the world :*
michael has the best girlfriend
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The best friend anyone could want. He's always there for the ones he cares about, even if it means letting them call him at 1am. If you're a girl watch out, it's easy to fall for a guy named Michael. Michaels give the best hugs and can always make you laugh when you don't want to smile.
Person 1: wow he's a nice guy
Person 2: he must be Michael.
13👍 7👎