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a total acid freak. doesn't ask a girl out until she literally hands him a condom. sucks at halo. superior music taste. imma marry him.
Man, I heard Mike was a total acid freak.
Yeah, he can go an hour without doin' a thing.
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masturbation, crazy jerking of the penis, beastly masturbation
Early Monday morning, Chuck Norris was found Miking-it like a beast in the center aisle at Winn-Dixie.
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Somebody who is generally bad news.
Mike might be coming over later. Lock up the silverware.
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usually a smaller guy, whom is known to suck alot of penis.he loves to share a yellow cock with his mother from this feller named Chien. Complains about working, but does not do anything, then tells everybody hes the only one who does anything. Known as a Mike Gronkowski, gets fairly mad when called an angry elf, then swings his dwarf arms at you. Action taken to hold the top of his head and let him get tired untill you rock him in your arms to fall asleep. He is a small douch bag in short who is a know it all jag off.
That fellow sitting on the chair at work not doing anything is being a real mike.
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A really passionate and awesome dude, if he wants you, then then you are the special girl of the universe, he is down right honest and loyal. But his face can be ugly
Ooh I like Mike, even though he's ugly I like his style
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A man who sucks at racing and thinks he gets girls but really gets fat bitches. He likes to send things that his buddies don’t want to see.
Mike told me about this ugly girl he got with them said “I need to shaved my pubes” (with a Snapchat )
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