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The go-to diet of families during a winter storm. For whatever reason, as soon as there's going to be ice or snow, people stop buying regular food and immediately run to the store to purchase every last bit of milk and bread. One can only assume they're going to make milk sandwiches.
I went to the grocery store today to get some bread, but the whole shelf - along with the milk aisle - were empty. I suppose some families will be dining on milk sandwiches for the next week.
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Milk that comes out of persons anus.
John went to the the toilet to do a poo but out came batty milk.
Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.
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Stroking of the penis for the purpose of getting semen out.
Jane loved the taste of semen. So when Roland came over later that night, she placed the tip of his big black cock on her lips and began ball milking him. Nothing like drinking straight from the udder.
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Milk Time is 10:11pm.
All you do to celebrate Milk Time is take a photo on Snapchat, add the sticker of the time 10:11pm (from any Timezone you’re in), and post it to your story.
Milk Time represents the everlasting joy and presence that surrounds and encapsulates all. It reminds us of the happiness and peace in the world (of milk and all other benefits) and the positive side to all adversity.
Guy 1 (David): Dude what time is it?
Guy 2 (Nimue): Oh its 10:10pm.
Guy 1 (David): Omg dude get ready it’s almost milk time.
Literally the grossest ryden fanfic you could read, without going into death
Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE
Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*
Person 2: Why? WHY!?
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(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.
Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then
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