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a badly programmed ballistic weapon used to indiscriminantly target innocent civilians under the impression of high-tech, high-precision warfare.
"That cruise missile just hit Bulgaria"
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When a female takes her partners' poop, then freezes it to make a long dildo out of it then eventually melting in the females vagina. the missile melts in the hot climate-hence Argentinean Missile!
John: Yo bill did you here?
Bill: What?
John: Mary did an argentinean missile with bob last night
Bill: oh thats disgusting! your going to make me puke
John: I heard the missile melted after only 2 minutes!
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A plastic bag filled with human excrement thrown out of a window. Common in undeveloped nations where toliets in houses are rare.
Scud missiles, everybody duck!!
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When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.
Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.
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when you realize the hot Latina you're about to fuck may in fact have a dick
i had to deal with a cuban missile crisis after we left the bar and sofia got a hard on.
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1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.
2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.
Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."
Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."
An expression used to describe a person who will stop at nothing in an attempt to become or remain famous, even if that means humiliating themselves, betraying their friends, endangering their children, disgracing humanity, etc.
Recent examples of fame-seeking missiles have sold the story of their affairs with married celebrities, released sex tapes, photos, voicemails, and sexts, posed naked, posed semi-naked with Kermit the frog, pretended to launch their kid in a balloon, had 10 cosmetic surgeries in one day, compromised national security at a state dinner, wrote a tell-all, had a litter of kids, checked into rehab, PRehab, or mehab, quit her job as governor, took a punch in the face on camera, had the last name Lohan, and, of course, agreed to be filmed for a reality show.
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