In hockey slang, your mitts are your gloves
Benedict: Bro your mitts are so sty
Jake: Thanks bro
Someone who has a face that is extremely ugly especially in the early morning
“Dude I just woke up and I have a crazy mitt right now.
When having sex with a woman without protection and you are about to cum, you then pull out and cum into your hand.
I used the catchers mitt last night on your mom!
When you want to tell all of your friends how awesome of a night you had, but you’re too drunk to get the words out.
How was your night?
Brad: mitt set
When a man ejaculates into a glove before making his partner wear said glove for an extended period of time.
I just mustard mitted my girlfriend all day!