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Yao-momo

An elegant-smexi-lesbian-cute-bish

Jirou:Yao-momo
Me:*screams*

by Fifty Shades Of BÆs September 30, 2018


momo headass

a girl her name is Valery. all F's, cusses out teachers, killer eye bags , has no friends, thinks she know how to fight but she doesn't and won't stop talking shit even after getting her ass beat. same shoe size and her mother. brings ramen noodles to school and eats them out of a bottles used for the gym. for p.e she wears a lifeguard t-shirt. has the shortest hair EVER but says its past her chest. her hair also looks like dried noodles. she beats the shit out of boys in her classes because they are "scared" of her. tells the english teacher to suck a d*ck and the history teacher that she isn't afraid of him. gets a referral everyday. doesn't wear socks nor tie her shoes. she also looks like a guinea pig. she tells people they smell like ass. lastly she thinks everyone is laughing with her when she cusses out people but we'er really laugh at her because she looks like a stupid b**ch .

valery be talkin shit

which valery, momo headass?
yes, ima bout to beat the shit outta her

by soooskinnyimfat November 22, 2019


awks momo

an awkward moment

Jon: I peed my pants
Crystal: awks momo..

by jonhater December 21, 2011


no shapaley, no momo

A tibetan equivalent to "no cap".

Tashi C: Yo, lets go kill some people in valorant tonight!
Flame: Yo, that's craaaaaaaaaaazy bro!
Tashi L: We're gonna win guys! No shapaley, no momo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by mayyoubecursed February 22, 2022


Dancing Machine Momo

Dancing Machine Momo is a nickname for the very popular K-pop idol Momo(Hirai Momo) Who also happens to be from Twice(a very popular K-pop girl group) and is commonly known for her dancing. Hence the name” Dancing Machine Momo”

“Go! Dancing Machine Momo!!”
“Dancing Machine Momo is my bias!!”
“I’ll be the next Dancing Machine Momo!!”

by K-pop stan with back pains<3 December 15, 2023


The biggest momo stan dari

Nobody likes momo more than her.They are actually married and have 8 kids.She’s also a great and funny person in general #standari (shes also the biggest IU stan)

Do you know the biggest momo stan dari?

by Mewwx September 15, 2022


miss momo

Defines an asian with a huge dick and charm.
especially used for discordians

-not mo

yoo check out miss momo, she got the whole discord server charmed!

by Gothmilkers June 07, 2024