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monk blunt

blunt rolled by a rastafarian for religious purposes. rastafarians believe the use of cannabis to be sacred.

popo: Is that a joint your smoking?
dude: Yah, but it's ok cuz it's a monk blunt

by remt April 22, 2007


Phat monk

To have a threesome with a hard monk and a mushy frog on top of a sacred temple.

That guy will probably meet a phat monkey tomorrow

by ssbatman45 January 23, 2018


monk dimin'

A small, growing bald spot. The size of a dime and reminicent of a monk's scalpy patch. Bound to grow.

"... spins me around with the mirror so I can approve the back of my new haircut, I see it plain as day. I got a damn bald spot the size of a damn dime. I'm straight-up monk dimin'." - Ray Smuckles

by Leon Twardy January 9, 2008

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monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.

i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!

by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008

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Le Monke

The monkey whom is infamous for doing an uh oh stinky poopoo

"Le Monke said "I did a poopy" and I felt that

by Crapholethebabykiller September 22, 2019

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urban monk

A man or woman who integrates monastic practices with the daily experience of urban life.

I consider myself a bit of a sage, a mystic in a postmodern world, you know, an urban monk.

by Joe Colletti November 20, 2007

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Computer Monk

A person who studies one or more facets of computers and related technologies, often in solitude.

Where others had failed, I stumbled upon a computer monk who was able to figure out what was making my computer so slow.

by user26 January 13, 2011

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