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a big huddled group of idiots who dance homoerotically and think they are scene, indie, or hardcore.
you: "i'm gonna go in the mosh pit!"
me: "right after i shoot you!"
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What I witnessed when I went to a skate park to see a show. I knew that I shouldn't have went seeing as only a bunch of middle schoolers (and a fat middle aged asian guy!) there. Thankfully, I was on a balcony so that I didn't get pulled into a mosh pit. I personally don't see at all how this 'dance' is enjoyable. I feel bad for people who go to show just to see an artist and perhaps actually dance rather than get shoved around and punched until you reach the point of nearly passing out but gets pulled into a mosh pit. Also probably the reasons balconies were invented. Because not everyone is a scene 14 year old who goes to shows to ruin everyone elses good time.
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(Idiom noun) Where the little linkin park kiddies with girlfriends bigger than they are start to hump eachother and get hurt. They pretend these wounds were inflicted by some big fight. The truth is, that if anyone who is not some ghey little nu-metal fan gets in the pit, they knock the living shit out of everyone, including the scrawney singers, security and road crew.
The mosh pit is the dumbest fucking idea ever. It is for people too cowardly to get in a real fight. The pit sucks my dingdong.
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A place a a concert where people go to listen to loud music and carried across the crowd. SEE mosh
DUDE, did you see me moshing in the mosh pit at the Disturbed concert?
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Bad feet conditon from moshing at Heavy Metal concert.
James: Damn, I got bad case of mosh feet from that Slipknot concert.
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Mosh ball is a simple game of fetch made hardcore as people must punch, kick, push, and generally get violent to get the ball in order to win. It was invented as a way for ghetto kids who liked to fight to be friendly in something, but the schools they attended didn't afford or didn't let them into their sports.
Rules:
1.No crotch Shots.
2.No weapons.
3.(Only in a less hardcore version) No hitting in the face.
4.One person, the pitcher, who can be any person, or usually the lead singer if being played at a concert, tosses the ball into the pit.
5.The people in the pit, the area where the ball is thrown, fight to get the ball and toss it back to the pitcher.
6.Getting the ball back to the pitcher 3 times means you win. If being played outside, then that person becomes pitcher.
7. Interceptions and stealing the ball are allowed, but no knocking out in order to get the ball.
Recommendation: Use a tennis ball, its bounce and such makes it perfect for the game.
Singer: Who wants to play mosh ball?
*throws ball into crowd*
Pitcher:MOSH BALL
*throws ball*
Pit: FUCK YEAH!
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