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Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike
He's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike
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Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs
69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position
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On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyoneโs titties
friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya itโs National motor boat titties day - april 13
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The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
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Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier
Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.
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Spoiler: "Tag a friend and if they dont respond um minute they owe you a New Flyer Industries Electric Trolleybus E40LFR with a ล koda 19 ML 3550 K/4 Motor and a Lumitator Horizon LED Destination Sign set at 16 ARBUTUS"
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1. : A car;
2. (by extension): Any land-based motor vehicle.
Sometimes refers to both a motor vehicle and the driver and passengers of said vehicle.
From last-century american immigrants, short for motor vehicle.
Paulie: I don't know what Ralphie's tryin' to pull givin' us this motor. I want to show you somethin' about the good life, and you're drivin' somethin' my Ma could've bought twenty years ago.
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Thomas Angelo: The car's fine - it's good to get a change from the cab.
Paulie: You don't have to be nice about it. This thing's a tin can.