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The guy with the biggest dick and the biggest brain absolute peak of masculinity and the best teacher one could wish for.
His testosterone levels are higher than snoop dog
Maciej :Mr mountain is such a guy .
Ethan : ikr I would smash
A mountain turtle is that special someone who always knows how to lift your spirits. They are always there even when they aren't. The mountain turtle creates a world of happiness and a bubble of which you never want to leave. just saying her name brings a smile to my face. There's no one who could touch my heart the way you do. I love you, my perfect little beautiful mountain turtle.
I can hardly wait to see you again. I’m dying to feel you in my arms. I love you Mountain Turtle.
When the area between your ass and genitals become sweaty or moist.
This workout is giving me the worst Mountain Gooch ever
Any hunt-animal's testicles. Such as: Deer, Elk, Moose, etcetera.
Kid: Pap, I got that buck!
Grandpa: Good job, son.
Kid: Thank ya, pap, let's go get him.
Grandpa: Okay, you stay here I'll be right back.
Kid: MMMK
5 minutes later
Kid: where is he?
Grandpa: Down that hill, let's go drag him out.
Kid: Grandpa, he got antlers but no..... stuff.
Grandpa: I chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
Kid: Ewww, no way. Thank you, grandpa.
Grandpa: Your welcome, son.
A fictional floating mountain featured in James Cameron's 2009 film Avatar. Located on the moon Pandora, it is where avian species known as Ikran primarily roost.
It is customary for the members of the Na'Vi tribe to go to Hallelujah Mountain and "bond" with one of the Ikrans in the form of rite of passage.
An element known as Unobtainium is what make Hallelujah Mountain and its surrounding mountains float.
In January 2010, it was announced from China that one of its mountain, which was said to be an inspiration for Hallelujah Mountain, had been renamed "Avatar Hallelujah Mountain" (阿凡达-哈利路亚山) in honor of the film.
Avatar is serious business.
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Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.
You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.
Don't forget to bring the mountain money.
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Where the water tastes like wine. Home of the Nantucket Big Sandwich
"O to live on Sugar Mountain"
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