mouse boogers

Compressed dust and grime that builds up on the rollers in an old-style ball mouse, frequently causing the mouse to perform less than optimally. One must usually scrape the material off the rollers with one's fingernail.

Hold on, my pointer's jumping all over the place... I've got a serious case of mouse boogers here.

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Mouse Shoulder

Pain in the shoulder from overuse of the mouse while operating a computer.

I have been working on the computer so much that my mouse shoulder is really hurting.

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shithouse mouse

An exclamation of frustration

I guess my computer has decided to stop having a "turn off" option. Well, shithouse mouse, I'll just have to let the battery run down.

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Modest Mouse

American alternative rock band formed in 1993 in the Seattle suburb of Issaquah, Washington by singer/lyricist/guitarist Isaac Brock, drummer Jeremiah Green, and bassist Eric Judy. Since their 1996 debut album, This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About, their lineup has centered around Brock, Green and Judy. Guitarist Johnny Marr (formerly of The Smiths) joined the band in May 2006, along with percussionist Joe Plummer (formerly of the Black Heart Procession) and multi-instrumentalist Tom Peloso, to work on the album We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank. Guitarist Jim Fairchild joined the band in February 2009.

I love Modest Mouse. One of my favorites is a song called Little Motel!

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door mouse

A censored version of "dumb ass" for use in front of your kids or co-workers.

Code for "A total moron"

Mom: Johnny's friend is a total door mouse. He got a pencil stuck up his nose again at school.

Dad: I know what you mean. This is the second time. Maybe they shouldn't play together so much.

Johnny: Do door mice like pencils, mommy?

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mouses ear

Unusually small and tight cunt.

Me nobs red raw, I shagged this bird last night and she had a fanny like a mouses ear.

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Mickey Mouse

The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.

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