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When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.
Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.
A move that only a king would make. An action that shows courage and single-mindedness. The activity of a man who knows what he wants, and takes it.
Lew: I'm having McDonalds this evening and I don't care what my girlfriend says.
Alex: King move.
Leaving your friends hanging after making plans with plenty of time in advance;
Setting your friends up for failure;
Confirming you will attend but ditch and do something else;
Looking out for yourself only; immediately have training or are busy upon hearing your friends making plans to hang out
Sergio Move Defined:
Us: Hey man we are gonna hang at the beach in June. We are planning 3 months in advance just wanted to let you know.
Sergio: I have training that day.
Us: …we haven’t decided what day
#SergioMove
A free amusement ride at Universal Studios Orlando parks used to convey people who would rather not walk, into the park.
The moving walkway exit is approaching. Please, watch your step.
used to describe a thing that offends you in z joking way.
a sex position in which the male puts his leg on the wall, or ahigher position, and continues to ram his partner. preferably in doggy position, this will increase intensity in performance
Sawyer: Ya dude i pulled the Doop's move on Joz last night, and she said that my dick is so much more bigger, thicker, and veinier than brian's.
Jared: lolz
1. When Britney Spears goes out for a Frappucino and some Cheetos.
2. ComingBack comments
1. "Adnon! Ah'm hOngry! Less go get us sum Frapps and Cheetos, shan't we, luv?"
2. OKAY WOW IT FIGURES I'D BE BACK IN THIS CHAT AGAIN, Y'ALL YOU JELLUS H8TERS WILL BE FLAP SMACK SALLY WACK WHEN BRITNEY GETS HER BOOT MOVES IN THE TOILET BATS WITH TENNIS CANS!
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