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A nasty old womans pussy that smells like a landfill. Or it's your uncle's josephs herrmafidite fat ass that has a hooker for a wife.
When you fuck a woman with a harry muff your kid will look like alien. #corea
Left over tissue in the private region of women after using the restroom. During oral sex, usually flicked or blown away. Ew. Gross.
"Bitch, I ain't licking that! Look at those muff fluffies!"
Basically a trifecta of pussy, parliament cigarettes, and pre pubesant kids who like to lick the bick and get down and dirty with a pair of rust scissors
Wow Kate must be a part of muff dynasty with that kind of lady monger
The cone-like shape of overgrown female pubic hair that forms over the vagina after failing to maintain female muff
As she finally proceeded to remove her panties, Doug was utterly astounded by the low-hanging muff cone forming over his hot date's cooter
When you open up a vagina and put your nose in it and give a big whiff
I total gave her a muff snuff last night
The act of using something furry to cover your hands for warmth, usually resulting in your fingers losing their dexterity for everyday uses.
Can also be used when trying to steal someone elses warmth by squeezing your hands into their gloves while they are still wearing them.
I can't believe I left my muff hands at home today, its freezing outside.
C'mon over here and give me some of that muff hands action!
I can't unock my iPhone with these muff hands!
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