muffining

when someone tries to eat muffins but cannot

my mom made muffins and then I was muffing around.

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Moose Muffin

A fat vagina with moose knuckles instead of camel toes

Damn man she got the moose muffin going on

She ain’t got beef curtains bro she’s got a moose muffin

Muffin man

A man who loves to go down on women. To orally stimulate the clitoris or vulva with or without compassion (a djPauli technique) i.e. cunnilingus. This expression may equally apply to those discriminating womem who experience the rapture of consuming a hot buttered queef-flap prior to Breakfast, Lunch or Sunday Brunch. Cocktail & jam not included.

The first thing the Muffin man does after kissing his date is to go down on her while inserting his freshly manicured thumb plug up her bungpod for desired effect (unsterilized fishing hooks are not withstanding and special considerations are available upon request ). According to djPauli G, this method of snatch wrangling does have it's drawbacks. see: Wetworks, queef flap, Chumfume, spiritual rapture.

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If the muffin fits

A phrase used by BadBoyHalo when he tries to be cool while talking to Skeppy. It's basically a remake of the phrase if the boot fits wear it, or just, if the shoe fits.

BBH: You know what, if the muffin fits-
Skeppy: What ?! (laughing) Wh-what!?
BBH; What?
Skeppy: (dying) Wha- Wha- (more laughing)
BBH:WHAT?!
Skeppy: Wha- Okay i'm done playing dude
BBH: What, have you never heard of-
Skeppy: No bad, that is some questionable behavior..

Sauce-muffin

The goon of your friends who always fucks up and makes a fool of himself for the greater good of the group. Said subject will never be able to pull off the endeavor known as The Ripple Effect.

Nick: You didn't really hook up with that beluga whale last night did you?
Phil: Yeah man, I got whiskey dick and ended up sticking a flaccid penis in an ass.
Jeff: Such a sauce-muffin.

Muffin Faggot

Name for penis owners usually named Justin.

I know a muffin faggot that lives in Colorado.

frick-muffin

A word used to express humorous disappointment/distaste for something.

Aw frick-muffin! I lost my lunch money!

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