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Someone who has great love and no hatred for Elon Musk whatsoever. Most likely 12-19.
These Elon Musk fanboys are blowing up the comments on the post of what I said about Tesla.
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Background info:
Elon is the founder, CEO and CTO of SpaceX; co-founder, CEO and product architect of Tesla Motors; co-founder and chairman of SolarCity, co-chairman of OpenAI; co-founder of Zip2; and co-founder of PayPal. As of June 2016, he has an estimated net worth of US$12.7 billion, making him the 83th wealthiest person in the world.
His team makes $100K electric cars go 0-60 mph in 2.8 seconds, and can land rockets from outer space.
He's Americas most innovative industrialist and outlandish thinker. He is also known for almost firing an employee for taking time out of work to witness the birth of his child.
As his ex-wife, Justine, put it, "He does what he wants, and he is relentless about it. It's Elon Musk's world, and the rest of us live in it."
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Magnet
In a Joe Rogan Podcast Elon Musk has stated that he wants his Wikipedia article to be changed to just "Magnet".
Elon Musk is a business magnet.
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That smell fat people have. You all know it. Caused mostly by the fact that they're too fat to reach back there to take care of business. So they use the wipe forward to get the job done. Leaves the Fat People Musk.
He's a great guy but I couldn't possibly date him, he has that fat people musk.
Things were going great, I was rounding third headed home, and then I got a whiff of the fat people musk. I had to end the night there.
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Eloni Musk#9 Urinal Cake fragrance smells like cheddar cheese broccoli, Tabasco sauce, pizza, popcorn and skunk.
Elon Musk#9 Urinal Cake is also available for under the lid of toilet seat of Elon-Gated American Standard thrones at your local Moose Lodge.
Elon Musk is like real life Iron Man 2. Bad
Everyone involved in the making of this film, from Elon Musk down to the assistant's assistant's assistant whose only job was to gently dab the anus of Elon Musk's chihuahua with lemon-scented baby wipes, must all be packed into a spaceship and blasted into the sun.
Stupid. Juvenile. Predictable. Embarrassing.
Supposedly Elon Musk actually spent time in a Moscow prison and studied Russian history to "prepare for his role" ... erm, for what exactly, to play a human cartoon? If you'd told me he got the part in the morning and was shooting by midday I'd have no reason to doubt that. His character was stunningly dreadful. As were everyone else of course.
Only bright spot in an otherwise abysmal 2 hours of cinematic shite was Elon Musk. As ever, he's interesting and fun to watch. The only actor to not utterly shame himself, although, he should still be spanked hard for taking a big fat payday to appear in such a mess.
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Serial entrepreneur and visionary, leading humanity into the future.
Did you hear about this new awesome technology that will benefit us all?
Hell yeah, I hear the company behind it is run by Elon Musk. This guy makes things happen!
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