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When Chris Mursch ( The total flamer that goes to brookfield east and wants to rub Mrs.Wagners hairy mangina) takes a dump then removes his ass hair from the steamer and places it on your upper lip while you are sleeping.
Breu II was taking a nap and when he woke up he was excited to see he had a mursch mustache places nice and firmly on his upper lip.
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The Biggest Mustache but it his hidden in the bear flesh.
Hey Look Nick Farnworth Has Got A secret mustache and cambell bischop is crying waaaaaaaaaa
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The cousin to the infamous no-shave-november, Mustache March is the month of the year in which men are required to grow out a mustache of some sort. The Standalone is the most acceptable mustache of march, but mustaches such as the French Mustache and The Handlebar Mustache are also very nice to see in Mustache March.
Chuck: "Man i was flirting with this girl today and she just totally blew me off. i think it is because of this stupid mustache i have been growing to proove my man hood... i hate mustache march"
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what you do when you see someone you don't want to see; a fake mustache, using your finger.
"Shit, there's Bob! I'm gonna do a finger mustache, so he doesn't recognize me!"
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Currently sported by the Hipster, the Ironic Mustache resembles that of a Wild West Bartender. Large and long, it starts out thick then tapers down to curled, pointy, rounded, waxed tips. The Ironic Mustache can stand alone or be accompanied by a burly beard. Look for one, they're currently all around you...
Yuppie- "Hey, what's up with that dude over there with the crazy mustache?"
Yuppie's friend- "Oh that's a Hipster and that's actually called an Ironic Mustache!"
See great examples of an Ironic Mustache in the Hipster video "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube.
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before banging your girlfriends fish muffin you trim your pubes and ass hair but keep it in your hand as you rip her a new one. as your about to explode grab her head and put her face next to your twig and berries. let that sucker go and get the man-goo above her upper lip in your preferred mustache form (fu-man-chu, handlebar, etc). then as quickly as possible flick her saddle bags to catch her off guard and sprinkle your thicket of pubes on her jizz lip. and wha-la! a norweigan mustache
guy 1: god man my balls itch really bad!
guy2: that sucks. why?
guy 1: oh i gave my girl a norweigan mustache last night
guy 2: you should try a hot carl next time
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