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Mutumbo Finger

Infamous from Dikembe Mutombo, former NBA big man, waiving your pointer finger while saying, "No, no, no, no" he did this to opponents after blocking a shot. Similarly, doing so to people in public treats them as 3 year olds and makes them furious.

I cut off this erratic driver and passed him while giving him the Mutumbo finger, he punched his steering wheel in response.

by #1ABF March 31, 2020


finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

by coldwar September 18, 2010


Finger in the sminger

When performing sexual fingering and the goo of the anus/ vagina sticks to your finger and the aroma will not go away.

Hey man ! I preformed the crab claw on Jennifer's butthole but now ive got a finger in the sminger

by Dildohands May 16, 2015


jesus fingers

The ability to play a guitar with great skill.

The term takes on a deeper meaning if witnessing an inspiring performance in front of or inside a church or cathedral.

“He Jesus could’ve played guitar better than Hendrix” - Jesus Was Way Cool by King Missile

Ryan Hall just busted out some amazing licks in front of the Cathedral in Santiago. Man that guy has got some Jesus Fingers.

by DC Derailleurs October 6, 2019


devil's finger

Where one inserts a hot chilli into their anal cavity.

"Yo bro are you ok?"

"Hell no, my ass is still on fire from the devil's finger at last night's initiation."

by t_m_b June 7, 2016


CHUD Fingers

Essentially similiar to sausage fingers but for relatively disgusting people making the reference to C.H.U.D. ever so amusing.

That dude can't use an iPOD for business because he has CHUD Fingers.

by chudpuppet May 14, 2009

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Pity Fingering

When a guy comes too quickly during sex and the girl is left unsatisfied, it is common courtesy to offer to finish her off with the hands or mouth. It is also an act of pity if she was very close but the guy beat her to the finish line. Best undertaken without drawing attention to the fact that it is, in fact, out of pity.

Girl: oh yeah! oh my god, it's going to happen, i'm so close, aah aaah aaaaa-
Boy: -orgasms- im really sorry...
Girl: ...oh
Boy: do you want me to finish you off?
Girl:i don't want your pity fingering... -sulk-

by woo&t August 13, 2010

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