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ass nachos

The look of the toilet bowl after diarrhea when one consumed corn the day before. Thus making the toilet bowl look like refried beans and corn.

Man #1. Holy shit, I just had the worst toilet experience.

Man #2. Based on that burrito you crushed last night I'd imagine you had an epic case of ass nachos.

by lil' butt February 21, 2013

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nacho hat

1. The act of deficating and uirnating on somebodys head, followed by scooping the excretions with ones penis and forcibly inserting the peinis into the other persons mouth. 2. A hat which is not your own.

Man Bill, I gave my wife a nacho hat last night and golly gee was it swell.
I beat that cracker down and gave him a nacho hat.

Hey man, thats <b>nacho hat!</b>

by Dr. Alex Pieron. May 8, 2005

68๐Ÿ‘ 84๐Ÿ‘Ž


nacho dick

A dick, i.e. penis, that is not your dick

Hey baby, careful where you point that thang. That's nacho dick!

by gravyboat October 27, 2004

34๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nacho Libre

When you are getting your dick sucked and you cum in her mouth however the semen propels out of her nose to leave a shiny moustache.

That heifer walked out of my house with a Nacho Libre.

by Dirty Russell December 18, 2015

18๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nacho Theorie

When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-ManIf u weigh 100Kg and lose 2kg and in the same moment u eat 2 kg of Nachos u are 2 % Nachos= NACHO-MAN

-Joe has mama

When u are 98% Human and 2 % Nacho so u are Nacho-Man
Nacho Theorie

by LordFaggot December 7, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


soggy nacho

soggy nacho meaning a moist or wet vagina.

while eating dinner marc and rachel were sharing nachos.the salsa made some soggy and thats how the word came about.

rachel was touched down below and this made her have a soggy nacho.

by marc and rachel July 31, 2010

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Nacho Camacho

The offspring of a Nacho Camacho and a (god-forsaken) human, have only been known to survive outside of the womb for 20 minutes. They quickly succumb to the bright lights of a delivery room, but it is still unknown whether there has been a successful birth underground. Legend has it, that there has been and still is ONE living hum-ach that roams the earth. It is said that he is aimlessly searching for love and for a very special lady to bring down to his cave. No reports have led to the location of this hum-ach, so scientists believe that he has had no luck in the lady department.

Once a year, on cinco de mayo, they will partake in festivities during the night time. These beings have been known to really live it up on these special holidays, and bring cheer to all of the cave-dwelling, alcohol intoxicated, blind as a bat women. These women are strangely attracted to their breath, and it has been a mysterious phenomenon for the past million years. These god-forsaken women are the only non-Camacho living species known to withstand the camach breath for longer then 4 seconds...without being put into a coma or worse, burned to death.

(baby)"Mama..mama..HUNGRY"

"I'm so drunk and blind as a bat! Jeez, that Nacho Camacho looks handsome!"

by Keeper of the Camach February 25, 2010

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