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When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.
Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.
A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.
I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.
The kind intellegent leader of india that shares his valuable of chicken tikka masala with the bois, and for the bois. His knowledge has helped many cure their ass cancer and overcome LCS (Large Cock Syndrome).
person 1 : yo did u hear President napkin Ghandi's new talk?
person 2 : yea it cured my ass cancer
The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.
*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?
A napkin at the bottom of a box of wings that just happens to be made of bread; when somebody utilizes bread to wipe food off of their face... for some reason.
"What is this thing at the bottom of my box of wings?"
"That's a napkin... made of bread... a bread napkin if you will."
A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament
This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would