An Xbox Live player who frequently plays RTS games, and is actually a member of a clan based off of an RTS game known as 'Command & Conquer' that originated shortly after the release of the fore mentioned game back in 1995. The clan he is a member of, worships the charismatic leader named 'Kane' of the evil forces known as 'NOD' and will usually be a very skilled player. Although many of the games this person has not played, this person, as most of their clan do, will usually pick the game up in a matter of moments, and be outplaying even the seasoned pros. Watch out for his tricks, he is known for being very misleading and WILL take advantage of a situation as soon as the opportunity arises.
Player: "Oh f, how did u know i was going to be there?"
SF napkin: "HA HA!! I was always watching, i am always watching."
Player: wtf man
SF napkin: "HA! you cant hide anywhere, so just come out and this will end quick....."
When Schmidt uses a woman to clean himself.
Schmidt used that jawn at the club like a dirty wing napkin.
When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born
“mf is a napkin baby”
A fictional 2006 Oscar award winning movie starring Robert De Niro made up to see if Spencer Ernst would past a test in which people believed he made up shit
Friend: Spencer, have you seen that movie with De Niro called Napkins in the Wind? It's a masterpiece.
Red Spencer: Oh yes, that movie was great, I loved it. I should watch it again.
Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus
His crotch napkin tickled me
The cloth in which your daddy uses to wipe his semen of your mother, could be off her chest, stomach, back, etc.
*your parents just had sex*
Mom: hey go grab a daddy napkins;)
Dad: which color should we use tonight?
A term in the cardgame Magic the Gathering for a deck built somewhat on the fly without having extensively tested it before playing it in a tournament
This grixis napkin deck won more games than i thought it would