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A person who contantly provides their opinions on dieting, exercise, and weight loss in an arrogant and pushy manner. They constantly criticize and suppress' others opinions, no matter how factual they may be.
"That stupid Health Nazi lectured me for an hour on why the Atkins diet doesn't work after I told her I've been on it"
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overbearing home owners associations that enforce ridiculous maintenance standards, for example, fining you for not maintaining a golf-course-green lawn during drought-stage water restrictions. Also nosy neighbors who report others to the homeowners association. See also yard nazi.
The lawn nazis sent us a violation for planting bermuda grass instead of st. augustine as specified in the homeowners' covnenants.
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Often argued upon whether a Nazi Zombies is worse than a normal Nazi. These Undead Nazi's can break through concrete , wood planks, and other miscellaneous objects. The typical Nazi Zombie is charred and has part of the skeleton showing. Nazi Zombies can be tamed to some extent. It is unknown, like normal zombies, whether you can become infected from sexual intercourse. Nazi Zombies are still Fascist, and so are frowned upon as pets.
Geoff: I hope a Nazi Zombie doesn't break through this window.
John: I agree, a Nazi Zombie breaking through this window will cause definite doom.
Sam: maybe if we board up the windows with inferior wood, and leave gaping holes, they cant get in!
Nazi Zombie: Nerrrrrrrrrrr
Geoff: Aww Crap.
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A person who freaks out when you are not wearing your mask. Even if you take it off for 5 seconds they will freak out and call you a murder.
mask nazi: PuT oN YoUr MaSK NoW. me: shut up mask nazi.
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At the first use of the word irony, they come swooping in to demonstrate their intellectual superiority, without bothering to check whether the usage was correct or not.
"That is not what irony is!!" said the Irony Nazi.
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The United states police force. They will take your weed from you. If those Nazis find some on your person they will search your car for more. Then they take you to jail, becuase we all know weed smokers are dangerous criminals...jajajahaha
hide your bag the Ganja nazis be on our tail
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A higher authority or peer who unquestionably confiscates one's iPod when sighted.
Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*
Jimmy: ...But...
Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?
Jimmy: No actually I do-
Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?
Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...