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a stone cold fox with lightnig bolt nipples
andrew nelson gave me da shocka!
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Badass MuthaFucka whose night life involves playing guitar, fighting crime, working out, and, of course, being a mac daddy pimp, and is a military man by day.
look at that! it's Colin Nelson! he's always saving the day from the evil Lex Luthor!
10👍 5👎
- a beautie
- snap: nicnelson12
- hockey boy
- hottie
- cutie
- never complimented
Girl 1: Did you see Nick Nelson today, he is such a cutie
Girl 2: Yes I did
Girl 3: I feel bad because he is never complimented
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When an XBOX gamer gets a raging erection.
Dude, I got a major nelson when I was playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2!
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Derived from the term Babyface Nelson. A Bitchface Nelson is a person who is of any other ethnic diversity than caucasian and extremely annoying.
Me: My new Italian nieghbor keeps rubbing his asshole on my goats and its extremely annoying.
Hillary Swank: That guy sounds like a real Bitchface Nelson.
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The finest man on campus. By one look, a girl has to fight the urge to undress and crawl on top of him. Nice body, big dick, and a nice firm ass. No matter what, he can always give the best of pleasure to anyone that may challenge him.
I saw Tim Nelson and next thing I remember my shirt was off and my pants were undone.
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Older gentleman who smokes marijuana
"Jeff has a couple kids but he's still puffs. He's a real Willy Nelson"
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