when you have someone hot with you and you go straight to bed.
girl-hey
rudan-goodnight
(rudan says netflix and goodnight in his hwad over and over )
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Netflix flirt is when you devote all of your attention to the TV. Then, when the show is hooked, you slowly begin to look elsewhere (like candy crush on your phone). Your tv begins to ask "are you still watching?" And your like "dude, get off my back, I have other stuff going on."
I know your dating life isn't going well but that doesn't mean you have to be a Netflix Flirt
A gay person whose whole personality is being the gayest person in the room. Will actively call out people for 'not being gay enough' and will unironically enjoy stereotyped gay characters like those seen in Netflix shows.
Person 1: Did you hear Melvin talking about how much they love Q-Force
Person 2: Yea, they called me a fake gay for talking about the harmful stereotypes
Person 1: Wow, what a netflix gay.
When one becomes so obsessed with a single actor or director (or composer) that the amount of movies they watch from those individuals becomes borderline stalking.
"Phillip Seymour Hoffman is in some of my favorite movies. Doubt, Pirate Radio, and now MoneyBall. Time to Netflix stalk him for other great films."
"After I saw The Dark Knight and realized that Chris Nolan also made The Prestige I Netflix Stalked him for two whole weeks until I saw everything he ever made. I LOVE CHRISTOPHER NOLAN!"
When a girl is watching netflix by herself while masturbatig with a dill pickle
Girl: I love to Netflix and dill
Like the original, but with whales.
Whale 1: Bleeeearrrgghhhh
Whale 2: Blooooosssshhhh
Whale 3: Anyone up for some Netflix and Krill?
Whale 2: Fuck off mate I'm tryna be a whale
Just like the conventional ''Netflix and chill'' but with a BBW.
''I've invited this girl around for Netflix and chill''
''But bro! she's a whale, don't you mean Netflix and krill? ''