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Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.
Nice guys finish last
Nobody wants a nice guy
Girl's just go for assholes
A "Nice Guy (TM)" is a man who thinks being a basic human being with a brain, means he should receive sex or something romantic from her. Basically just a horny asshole.
Nice Guys post stuff like "If you sucked a man's dick like you suck in your stomach, maybe you could keep a man." or, "When you finally meet a man who has goals, isn't full of himself and asks you out at 12 pm not 12 am, 'I like you as a friend.' ". They complain about not having a girl and how girls are "all the same".
Nice guys will talk to a girl who just got broken up with and be all "You're so pretty" "I love your figure" blah blah blah but as soon as the girl says no, they go full psycho mode. They go on this crazy insult rampage being all "I was just offering a mercy fuck" this, and "Ur so ugly. Fat pig. I never even liked you anyways. All girls are the same". They're assholes who switch their moods when they're rejected. Adult babies. They throw tantrums when they don't get what they want. Not a person you wanna be. Anyways, hope this educated you and answered your questions.
See Jimmy over there? Yeah he's a Nice Guy.
A Nice Guy is either...
1. if "nice" is an adjective, it is a Guy that is nice.
2. if "nice" is a noun, it is a Guy that thinks because he is nice he can have anything (Sex, Wifes, Million Dollars) but goes into Rage if someone doesn't think that way.
3. A subreddit that is about the nice guys from 2.
Nice Girls is the genderswap version of Nice Guys and equally got definitions 1., 2., 3.
1. "Man, that nice guy you have is way better than those I meet!"
"Why?"
2. "He said he could be nicer than anyone else, but when I told him that I do not want to even do a friendzone, he said that I am a hoe!"
3. "Did you get your reddit karma yet for it?"
"Yes."
A guy who a woman is not sexually attracted to who can't take the hint and instead tries to be "nice" only to end up frustrated and bitter in the end. Contrary to popular belief from feminists and feminist bros, women hold some responsibility for creating "nice guys." Rather than being straight up and telling men the truth, they will lead guys on knowing that they want different things from the relationship.
Dude, don't be a nice guy. Find a new chick and get your D wet. Homegirl just wants to play games and waste your time.
when a guy adds everything in,Should this be in Urban Dictionary? voting poll
for females: that one nice girl in urb dic
my dads that one nice guy in urb dic.
A poem type song about a nice guy
Ballad: poem, told in a song
Nice guy: a nice guy !
"Lets listen to nice guy ballad !"
"What tf is that💀"
"Its a poem type song about a nice guy"
He will probably let me stay at his place, he is such a Nice Guy Jon