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The 1985 US nickel is the official Arbitrative coin. It has an integrated test of vigilance in that the "5" can be easily mistaken for a "3" by mere mortals, thus the 1983 nickel is purely anti-Arbitrative in nature. All 1983 nickels received by the Arbitrative vault are nailed to a wooden board. The board is situated next to the vault so as to forever taunt the impostor coins. The Arbitrative vault of verified 1985 nickels is protected in an undisclosed location by a terrible creature named Metro that otherwise cannot and must not be described.
When the cashier handed over my change, I was delighted to see it included that most beautiful of all coins, the 1985 nickel.
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From the construction subculture, a verb meaning "the act of bargaining down a price for something way below reasonable rates."
"that contractor nickle and dimed my wages down to rates that were low for 5 years ago. But i need a jobbie real bad right now"
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Nic-kel Rock-it –adjective, -Nickel Rocket·er, noun, verb, -Nickel Rocket·ed, -Nickel Rocket·ing. Informal.
1. –noun a person who is stingy and miserly. reluctant to give or spend
2. –verb (used without object) to act in a stingy or miserly way. scanty or meager
1. (noun) Donald Trump bought Ed McMahon's house to save it from foreclosure and then leased it back to him! Ed McMahon is a real nickel rocket!
2. (verb) DC from marketing put me on a southwest flight, he is really nickle rocketing my travel plans.
3. (adjective) Clark invited me out to his private golf course, The Nickel Rocketer put in a fake slug and jammed the driving range ball machine.
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Spare change solely swinging in your pocket, occationally bumping into or caressing your penis head. Normally a nickel due to its relative size and weight.
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A phrase used to describe the feeling of having no intention on giving someone money.
"Hey, i got this booger."
"And..?"
"Well how much do you think it's worth?"
"Psh...i'll give you a dick-nickel for it."
"Sold!"
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A rating scale guys use for girls to judge how hot/do-able they are.
1 Nickel-Ugly or not do-able
2 Nickels-Alright or possibly do-able
3 Nickles-Fairly Attractive or do-able
4 Nickles-Very Attractive and very do-able
5 Nickles-Hot and extremely do-able
"I'd pay 5 nickels to hit that shit!"
"She's about 3 nickles."
"Dude! She's only like 2 nickles!"
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A shiny glob of spittle on the ground easily mistaken for a nickel (from a distance.) Usually used to describe something worthless despite its appearance.
"It's not worth a spit-nickel."
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