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Andrew spent his summers in Maine in search of the elusive bearded clam.
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When a man has an extremely unclean beard. Not as messy as a homeless beard. The beard is usually sported by pedophiles or really messy college students.
Girl #1: OMG! Do you see that guy on the bench? He totally looks like he wants to rape me.
Girl #2: Yeah you're probably right. He has a pedophile beard and rapist glasses. Let's get out of here.
Girl #1: Wait isn't that the dude from our French class?
Girl #2: Yeah, hes probably there to pick up little girls.
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When a grown man can only grow facial hair in patches.
Yo, look Greg has a struggle beard.
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The hair that grows on the top of mens toes.
Hey Mark, before you wear those flip flops, you better shave your toe beards.
The growth on the chin of a person who claims benifits and cant afford to shave.
"Av gt a pure giro beard man"
"Check u out wae the giro beard"
"Wish ma giro wid cum in so a can gt rid o this giro beard"
A male genitalia with an astonishing amount and design of pubic hair
Basically a penis with a beard
I put a pair of glasses on my bearded trumpet to make him look more lifelike and fashion forward.
When a bloke is more obsessed with his beard than fucking everything
I love playing with my beard it proper turns me on. I think I'm a bearded wanker