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A masculine version of “Tea Time” where men talk/gossip about things going on in their life. Usually reserved when close friends and bros share stories and plans over cigars.
“Hey bro I got news to break over a cigar sesh”
“Oh yea, let’s rip it”
Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
The more I smoke the more I get high
Better than drinking alcohol, wait I’m not so sure about that
Cherry cigar, it’s refreshing
cigarettes but bigger and i have lung cancer now
i have lung cancer from cigars
That moment when you fuck a midget in the bum
Yo that midget got cigared- ass raped