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(Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large
"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."
Contact Stoned is when you get stoned by being in the same room or space that other people are getting are smoking pot/weed in.
You get stoned by being on close contact to the other person who is in the process of getting stoned/high.
I just got a little 'contact stoned' because my boyfriend smoked pot while we were in bed together.
The action of removing or blocking a person from your contacts on all social media platforms, typically after a break-up to make it easier to get over your ex
Dean: I'm going to have to contact purge my ex, so I don't start sending them whiny heartbroken texts
When you cut ties with somebody and don’t even dare to get in touch with them even they “need” you for emergencies
Person 1: Didn’t your ex try to call you before she went missing
Person 2: She did but its negative contact because fuck that bitch
A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.
Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.
"Hey, want to go camping next week?"
"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."
exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie
another way of saying you fucked
icy hot should not make couchie contact
i made couchie contact last night